Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there’s one more – that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There’s a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is …
What? What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is ………….. Saturday?
Chic Therapy
Lovely pictures and you look great as well. Brighton looks like a vacay spot I'd really enjoy.
Tomes Edition
Fabulous pics! Looks like you had a wonderful time.
Tonkabelle
Thanks for your comment dear Chic, you would absolutely love it. There is a little bit of everything there, xx
Tonkabelle
I sure did, thanks for your comment dear Tomes!
Butter Scotch
Lovely pix dear but try n be uploading more posts…thanks
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Tonkabelle
Will definitely try my hardest to upload more, thanks for your comment dear, xx